Sam makes a startling discovery.
Totally worth it.
i love this enough to scroll all the way back up and reblog it
(Source: imarlr)
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
(Source: pessi-misticc)
So I had the best idea for a date. A SWEATER SHOPPING DATE.
First you get coffee. Then you go to thrift shops and buy sweaters. Then you bring the sweaters home and wash them. While they are in the washer/dryer, you make out and stuff. Then, you take the sweaters out of the dryer and you put them on and you get all cozy and eat snacks and watch movies in your cozy clean sweaters! And you kiss a lot. The end.
(Source: pegthepatriarchy)
So done with chemistry.
yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU????
REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT????
i think so too
if you say that you don’t like any shitty pop music at all then you’re a liar